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NaNoWriMo

So November starts National Novel Writing Month affectionately known as NaNoWriMo. It is a writers challenge to create a small novel (50,000 words) in thirty days with daily wordcount goals and games...

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Lohan, Lips and Leggings, Oh My

I was going to post a long drawn out diatribe on Lindsey Lohan as a victim of her own ego which is perpetuated by her dreadful family. I was going to address the hackneyed Ungaro "fashion" show of hers...

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Roger Ebert's Review of the new Transformers Movie

I have not even seen this movie yet, but this review was too hysterical not to share. I used to religiously watch Siskel and Ebert and dreamed of doing my own reviews someday. If I can become half as...

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NaNo What Mo?

So I'm doing NaNoWriMo and my story is just ... sucking. The first time was so exciting and interesting. This time I just feel stressed and uninspired. I hated my execution of my first idea so after...

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Dr King, Deconstructed

Injustice anywhere is a threat to justice everywhere.Today on Martin Luther King Day, I cannot reflect on the hardships people have faced in the faded, dim recollection of the past. I cannot recall the...

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Book Review: This Book Will Save Your Life

I really wanted to like this book. I liked the blurb on the back. I liked the funny description on the inside of the dust jacket. I nearly purchased it several times. The plot had so much potential. A...

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The Wiener of the Opera is there, inside my mind...

I bought my friend tickets to see Phantom at the Wharton Center in East Lansing. We started out the night with a fantastic dinner at The State Room where we ate far too much and felt bloated and a wee...

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Gaming, Color and Gender... Oh My

I recently read a fabulous article in Bitch Magazine about being a Female Trekker (Trekkie is passe and insulting). In an interesting historical note, it was women that saved the show from being...

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Wow New Layout!

Hello solitary fan of my blog! How have you been? I've been well thanks! I took a long sabattical from blogging because... well I'm lazy and no one really reads this and now I'm probably only posting...

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I think therfore I Google

I in the midst of my NaNoWriMo novel and for once I'm branching out into ACTION SEQUENCES,which has lead to a pile of nerdy questions regarding weaponry, ballistics, injuries and police. For instance,...

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Huzzah!

Wrote 10,000 words in 24 hours. Talk about a comeback from the abyss.So exhausted. Bedtime.I don't think I want to be a novelist. Perhaps being a farmer would be a better career path. I certainly slung...

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Martin Luther King Deconstructed

Injustice anywhere is a threat to justice everywhere.Today on Martin Luther King Day, I cannot reflect on the hardships people have faced in the faded, dim recollection of the past. I cannot recall the...

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Tales of a Medical Receptionist

*I'm going back in time and culling some of my favorite moments as a medical receptionist. A darling twenty year old college student comes into University Physician's Office where I work. She bypasses...

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Raise your hand if you've been bullied

I read a blog post today, written by a Pennsylvania photographer, Jen Mcken regarding cyber bullying. She discovered some of her clients were bullying others on Facebook and she canceled their senior...

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Of Frozen Coke and Nazis...

On Sunday, I looked terrible. Truly awful. I was wearing a bulky black t-shirt with the neckline cut out. The shirt says, "What happens under the mistletoe, stays under the mistletoe". I had on blue...

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Tales of a Medical Receptionist: Herp Derp

I have to give our young patients a financial responsiblity form to fill out. It is only half a page in length and it's written in the simplest language you can use for insurance information. The...

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Missing My Religion...

I'm an Atheist.I was raised by a Catholic Grandma and a Protestant Grandpa. I went to a small-town non-denominational church where I excelled at memorizing Bible verses. My favorite song was "Jesus...

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Published? Published!

Duuude, I'm getting a story published in an anthology and I don't even have to pay them to do it!http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MYcqToQzzGYI'm wondering, though, how far up I have to move before my...

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Why do my best stories happen at speedway?

So I had to go to Speedway for some gasoline. While I was at it, I went inside the store and bought some krispy cremes and a frozen coke because I take my drown my sorrows in junk food (thanks...

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Mistakes were *almost* made

So here are two seemingly unrelated facts: 1. I work in a doctors office and I often have to copy and paste information from one system to another as we have one software for scheduling and a seperate...

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